Once there was a homeowner who felt a little sprucing was needed.
Not a lot you know –
Maybe a coat of paint in the bathroom would improve the show.

If only he had known where it would lead!

Now this home was more centurion than gem,
so the proprietor well knew a little extra TLC would be required of him.
So he cleaned, he wiped, he spackled, he shined. He even applied a layer of Kilz to make it last a long, long time.

Just as it was starting to shape up, the poor man felt the dooming drip and dared look up.

No problem, he thought ambitiously, I’ve been meaning to check that overhead vent anyway.

The next thing you knew
the new Desert Warmth bathroom was dripping with black colored goo!

From the attic, the rain gathering vent had dumped all its remains through the fan hole in the ceiling – You can only imagine how our homeowner was feeling!

Shining and singing were replaced with stomping and blue streaking.

And thats how it goes when you live in a Centurion – At least there’s still a place to wash the little one!