
Erin- (waiting in line) "I don't want to do this one." (while on the slide) "I don't like this! I don't like this!" (at the bottom) "Let's do that again!
Daddy- "I was not going down backwards on that thing again!"
Mommy - (slide lifeguard asked if we wanted kick/pushed down the tube slide) "Definitely pushed! We are repeat customers for this slide!"
Daddy - (at lunch) "Hmmm....This is like a giant public bath."
Daddy - "Bryan! You need to stop running!" Bryan - "Ok!" (takes two steps and runs away)
Bryan - (bailed out of the tube on the lazy river waterfall and the lifeguard almost jumped in) "Splutter! Gasp!" "I am not going through that again! But now I know the water is only 2 feet deep!"
Overall injury report:
Mommy - slight hurty feet from rope ladders
Daddy - wrenched shoulder (not going down backwards effort)
hurty feet
Erin - scratched elbows and knees from lazy river
bruised knees from falling
Bryan - banged elbows on body slide
goose egg on forehead from flailing around the first time on the body slide
slight black eye from hitting himself in the face with squirt gun